THE TALKING "BEING and TIME" TOILET ROLL HOLDER
THE TALKING "BEING and TIME" TOILET ROLL HOLDER is this years hottest
entertaining gag gift! A heavily accented "sincerely sounding" German voice
(3-megs of Memory) reads Heidegger's fiction to you whilst you sit and meditate
as to its elemental stupidity. It comes complete, (at a small extra cost) with
kind-to-the-skin medicated cotton-wool soft Matching Paper-Rolls overprinted
with the original obfuscational text to provide the ultimate satisfaction
and comfort. Sit and Laugh as the words are read out to you, or wipe your
posterior on the turgid text simultaneously as you listen to the fun.
Ready-to-Roll Add-on Messages (choice of four available at a small extra cost) inserted
after every paragraph can also come in very handy to remind the kids to wash
their hands after going to the bathroom, or reminding adults to put the seat
down to keep your toddler from splashing the carpet.
Hilarious way to surprise your friends and at the same time impress them
with the high level of your "Cultural Awareness" in that you know that
Heidegger's "Great Work" is the most popular:
"Thinking Man's Toilet-Paper."
Easy to record and re-record your own messages Fits all toilet paper roll
holders. Installs in seconds... years of fun! Convenient on/off switch - Comes
complete with Bonus Recording of Husserl's: "Goals and Tasks of Metaphysics."
(Considered to be Excellent For Sphincteral Relaxation.)
It's like having your own Private Bathroom Philosopher / Comedian.
Cheers,
Jud
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